Fat bastard Haiku Contest!

We know you love Fat bastard wine. Show your love by writing us a haiku poem, and you could win a Fat bastard gift package. If we like your poem enough, we just might post it on our website!

So what is a haiku? From Dictionary.com:

hai·ku [hahy-koo]
--noun, plural -ku for 2.
1. a major form of Japanese verse, written in 17 syllables divided into 3 lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables, and employing highly evocative allusions and comparisons, often on the subject of nature or one of the seasons.
2. a poem written in this form.

If you're still lost, here is an example:

I love drinking wine
Fat bastard is delicious
Cheers to the hippo

Now, it's your turn. Simply email your haiku to FATbastard@clickwinegroup.com or find us on Facebook and post your entry to our wall. (The official fan page is called 'Fat bastard Wine.') Good luck! .

Cheers,
Fat bastard

Void where prohibited. Must be 21 or over to enter. Open to U.S. residents only. Contest ends August 31, 2010. Three entries will be selected. All submissions will become the property of the Click Wine Group.